Welcome, Smart Asses!

We're starting a movement to spread laughter with our funny tees

Shop and Join the Movement

If you're fluent in sarcasm, smart assery, and swear words, you're in the right place

At Sweary Brand, we tackle life's craziness with humor, sarcasm, and swearing. Our mission is to spread laughs and spark conversations with our funny apparel and merchandise. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for a unique novelty gift, our funny tees are the perfect blend of style and snark. We have carefully curated our Humor Collections with our fellow smart asses in mind: The Attitude Collection (funny shirts with attitude), The Drinking Collection (funny drinking shirts), The F-Bomb Collection (funny f-bomb shirts), and The Texting Slang Collection (funny texting slang shirts), with more coming soon!

Shop Our Humor Collections

Funny Shirts with Attitude
The Attitude Collection
Funny Drinking Shirts
The Drinking Collection
Funny F-Bomb Shirts
The F-Bomb Collection
Funny Texting Slang Shirts
The Texting Slang Collection

Inspired By A Legend Named Tom, We're starting a movement to Spread Laughter & Spark Conversations

Our story goes back to the mid-1990s when we started gifting my dad, Tom, with hilarious novelty t-shirts...

Read the Sweary Brand Story

Free Shipping

You'll always get free U.S. shipping on everything in our store! It's automatically included and you'll see it at checkout -- no special code to remember.

Great Service

We want to you be totally happy with your Sweary Brand merch! If you're not, let us know within 21 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right.

Our Mission

At Sweary Brand, we create funny shirts that approach life's craziness like we do: with humor, sarcasm, and swearing.

U.S. Small Business

We're a woman-owned, U.S.-based family business. We take great care to ensure that all of our products are printed and shipped in the U.S.A.!

Shop Our Best Selling Tees by humor collection

The Attitude Collection: Funny Shirts with Attitude

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a red shirt with the word bitchy printed on it
a grey t - shirt with the word bitchy printed on it
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BITCHY | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt that says that's some crazy ass bullshit
a t - shirt that says that's some crazy ass bullshit
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THAT'S SOME CRAZY ASS BULLSHIT | Funny T-Shirt
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a red t - shirt with the word salty printed on it
a t - shirt with the word salty printed on it
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SALTY | Funny T-Shirt
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a blue t - shirt with the words i put the pro in protanity
a t - shirt that says, i put the pro in propaneity
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I PUT THE PRO IN PROFANITY | Funny T-Shirt
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a black t - shirt with the words holy shitballs printed on it
a grey t - shirt with the words holy shitballs printed on it
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HOLY SHITBALLS | Funny T-Shirt
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The Drinking Collection: Funny Drinking Shirts

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a t - shirt with the word beer me printed on it
a dark t - shirt with the words beer me printed on it
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BEER ME | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt that says here for the keg
a grey t - shirt that says here for the keg
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HERE FOR THE KEG | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt that says what the hell happened last night?
a t - shirt that says, what the hell happened last night?
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt that says one drink away from a bad decision
a t - shirt that says one drink away from a bad decision
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ONE DRINK AWAY FROM A BAD DECISION | Funny T-Shirt
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a blue t - shirt that says let's get fucked up
a t - shirt that says let's get fucked up
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LET'S GET FUCKED UP | Funny T-Shirt
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The F-Bomb Collection: Funny F-Bomb Shirts

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a pink t - shirt that says f bomb queen
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F BOMB QUEEN | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt with the words f bomb king printed on it
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F BOMB KING | Funny T-Shirt
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a pink t - shirt that says go with the fucking flow
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GO WITH THE FUCKING FLOW | Funny T-Shirt
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a black t - shirt with the words fuck off printed on it
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FUCK OFF | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt with the words,'f k around and find out '
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FUCK AROUND & FIND OUT | Funny T-Shirt
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The Texting Slang Collection: Funny Texting Slang Shirts

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a grey t - shirt with the word gfy printed on it
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GFY | Funny T-Shirt
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a gray t - shirt with the word fa & fo printed on it
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FA&FO | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt that says, what?
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WTAF?! | Funny T-Shirt
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a t - shirt with the words seriously stfu printed on it
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Seriously STFU | Funny T-Shirt
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a green t - shirt with the word gtfoh printed on it
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GTFOH | Funny T-Shirt
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