Shop the Sarcastic Tees You Saw on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok

Welcome to the Sweary Brand Seen On Social hub — the shortcut to every sarcastic tee you’ve seen on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. Shop our best-selling smartass shirts, grab quick gifts for the funniest people you know, and explore our Originals and Deadpan editions. Everything ships free, because we think paying for shipping is bullshit.

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Here's Why Sweary Brand Tees Kick Ass

Products Printed To Order

Less waste and more badassery. Designed in-house and printed in the USA.

Premium Quality You Can Feel

Super soft TAGLESS shirts made with ringspun cotton. Lightweight & fabulous AF!

Free U.S. Shipping Always

Because we think extra fees and hidden shipping codes suck donkey balls.

Questions, anyone? anyone?

These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!

We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!

Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.

Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!

If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).

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