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Same ol' shit, different day. | Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Sweary Brand Deadpan Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
For the days when everything feels like déjà vu… but dumber.
Our Same ol’ shit, different day. tee captures that universal mood of clocking in, showing up, and dealing with the same nonsense on repeat — with the deadpan honesty of someone who has fully accepted their fate.
Part of our black-only Deadpan Edition, this shirt hits for sarcastic adults, Gen X realists, exhausted introverts, burnout pros, and anyone who greets each morning with a spiritual eye roll.
Wear it when:
- Your week is one long Monday
- You’re dealing with the same drama, new day
- You want your shirt to express your inner monologue
- You’re on autopilot and it shows
- You’d rather laugh than cry at this point
Details:
★ Unisex fashion fit with side seams (runs true to size — check our size chart)
★ Super soft, 100% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton
★ High-quality, breathable DTG imprint
★ Free U.S. shipping
★ Printed just for you — sustainable on-demand production
For adults who laugh + swear their way through life’s chaos — especially the recurring kind.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
Shit You Should Know...
Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
