Four Sweary Brand Originals Edition t-shirts with humorous and offensive text

Originals Edition: Funny sarcastic t-shirts for adults who keep it real.

Bold. Honest. A little unfiltered. The Sweary Brand Originals Edition is where sarcasm meets comfort — the tees that started it all. Designed for people who speak fluent side-eye and believe laughter’s the best response to life’s bullshit.

These funny sarcastic t-shirts for adults come in four vibe-friendly colors — black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue — all buttery-soft, tagless, and built to survive chaos (and laundry day). From “Beer Me” to “Guess What? IDGAF,” every design is a reminder that real humor doesn’t need a punchline — just honesty.

Whether you’re shopping for your favorite smartass or treating yourself, these tees deliver comfort, comedy, and just enough attitude to make Monday flinch.

🩶 Shirts available in 4 colors: Black, Asphalt, Navy, and Steel Blue.

Skip to results list
Humor Edition
Swear Word Family
Color
55 items
Column Grid
Column Grid

Filter

Humor Edition
Swear Word Family
Color
  • Beer Me | Originals Edition Tee

    Beer Me | Originals Edition Tee

    Beer Me

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Bitchy | Originals Edition Tee

    Bitchy | Originals Edition Tee

    Bitchy

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck | Originals Edition Tee

    Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck | Originals Edition Tee

    Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Caution: Runner When Intoxicated | Originals Edition Tee

    Caution: Runner When Intoxicated | Originals Edition Tee

    Caution: Runner When Intoxicated

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Darty Time | Originals Edition Tee

    Darty Time | Originals Edition Tee

    Darty Time

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Did Someone Say Drinks? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Drinks? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Drinks?

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Did Someone Say Shots? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Shots? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Shots?

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • F-Bomb King | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb King | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb King

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • F-Bomb Queen | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb Queen | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb Queen

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • FA&FO | Originals Edition Tee

    FA&FO | Originals Edition Tee

    FA&FO

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fluent in Profanity | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent in Profanity | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent in Profanity

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fluent In Sarcasm | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Sarcasm | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Sarcasm

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fluent In Smart Assery | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Smart Assery | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Smart Assery

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fuck (Lots of Fucks) | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck (Lots of Fucks) | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck (Lots of Fucks)

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fuck All Y'all | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck All Y'all | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck All Y'all

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fuck Being Normal | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck Being Normal | Originals Edition Tee

    Fuck Being Normal

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Go Forth and Fucketh Thy Self | Originals Edition Tee

    Go Forth and Fucketh Thy Self | Originals Edition Tee

    Go Forth and Fucketh Thy Self

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Good Things Take Time (That's Why I'm Always Late) | Originals Edition Tee

    Good Things Take Time (That's Why I'm Always Late) | Originals Edition Tee

    Good Things Take Time (That's Why I'm Always Late)

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • GTFOH | Originals Edition Tee

    GTFOH | Originals Edition Tee

    GTFOH

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Guess What! IDGAF | Originals Edition Tee

    Guess What! IDGAF | Originals Edition Tee

    Guess What! IDGAF

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Hangry | Originals Edition Tee

    Hangry | Originals Edition Tee

    Hangry

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Have A Shitastic Day | Originals Edition Tee

    Have A Shitastic Day | Originals Edition Tee

    Have A Shitastic Day

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Have the Day You Deserve! | Originals Edition Tee

    Have the Day You Deserve! | Originals Edition Tee

    Have the Day You Deserve!

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Here for the Keg | Originals Edition Tee

    Here for the Keg | Originals Edition Tee

    Here for the Keg

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40

Here's Why Sweary Brand Tees Kick Ass

Products Printed To Order

Less waste and more badassery. Designed in-house and printed in the USA.

Premium Quality You Can Feel

Super soft TAGLESS shirts made with ringspun cotton. Lightweight & fabulous AF!

Free U.S. Shipping Always

Because we think extra fees and hidden shipping codes suck donkey balls.

Questions, anyone? anyone?

These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!

We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!

Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.

Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!

If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).

Find Your Funny: Shop Our Humor Editions