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No shit, Sherlock. | Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Sweary Brand Deadpan Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
For the moments when someone announces something wildly obvious… as if it’s breaking news.
Our No shit, Sherlock. tee is a deadpan classic — dry, dismissive, and delivered with surgical precision. It’s the perfect uniform for adults who are perpetually subjected to the world’s most unnecessary commentary.
Part of our black-only Deadpan Edition, this shirt hits for sarcastic adults, Gen X truth-tellers, introverts with low tolerance for nonsense, and anyone who prefers their communication blunt and to the point.
Wear it when:
- People narrate the obvious
- Someone offers insight… that isn’t insightful
- You want to answer a dumb question without saying a word
- Your patience is on its lunch break
- You want your shirt to handle the sarcasm for you
Details:
★ Unisex fashion fit with side seams (runs true to size — check our size chart)
★ Super soft, 100% Airlume-combed and ring-spun cotton
★ High-quality, breathable DTG imprint
★ Free U.S. shipping
★ Printed just for you — sustainable on-demand production
For adults who laugh + swear their way through life’s chaos — and have retired from pretending that certain comments need thoughtful responses.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
Shit You Should Know...
Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
