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Bitchy | Funny Attitude Shirt | Sweary Brand Originals Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
This funny profanity shirt turns your mood into a masterpiece. “Bitchy” says it so you don’t have to — bold, direct, and delivered with just the right amount of side-eye. Printed on ultra-soft cotton in versatile colors like black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue, it’s the perfect mix of comfortable and cutting. Ideal for days when your tolerance is gone, but your standards are sky-high.
Made from buttery-soft fabric that hugs your sarcasm gently, this funny graphic tee was designed for unapologetic humans who have resting face down to an art form.
- Flattering unisex fit that keeps you comfy while keeping them guessing
- Tag-free neck for smooth comfort that won’t rub you the wrong way
- High-quality print that outlasts your patience (and your filter)
Perfect for errands, coffee runs, or moodier Mondays, this sarcastic tee makes a hilarious adult humor gift for anyone who’s self-aware enough to admit they woke up bitchy — and proud of it.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
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Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
