Collection of 6 Sweary Brand t-shirts with funny sayings

All Funny Shirts with Sayings for Adults by Sweary Brand

Welcome to the chaos! This is every funny shirt with a saying we make. Sarcastic, sweary, and straight from the smartass minds behind Sweary Brand. Whether you’re into dry humor, profanity, or just calling it like you see it, this is the place to find your next favorite tee.

Our shirts aren’t just funny — they’re comfortable as hell. Soft, tagless cotton, printed to order, and available in colors that match your mood. Filter by color, swear word, or humor edition to find your perfect match.

From our blunt and unbothered Deadpan Edition to our snarky and classic Originals Edition, every design here says what you’re thinking.

🖤 Made for grown-ups who swear and laugh through life.

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  • Apparently I have an attitude. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Apparently I have an attitude. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Apparently I have an attitude.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Back the fuck up. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Back the fuck up. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Back the fuck up.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Beer Me | Originals Edition Tee

    Beer Me | Originals Edition Tee

    Beer Me

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Bitch, please. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bitch, please. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bitch, please.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Bitchy | Originals Edition Tee

    Bitchy | Originals Edition Tee

    Bitchy

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Bless your fucking heart. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bless your fucking heart. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bless your fucking heart.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck | Originals Edition Tee

    Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck | Originals Edition Tee

    Breaking News...I Don't Give a Fuck

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Bullshit. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bullshit. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Bullshit.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • But what do I know. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    But what do I know. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    But what do I know.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Caution: Runner When Intoxicated | Originals Edition Tee

    Caution: Runner When Intoxicated | Originals Edition Tee

    Caution: Runner When Intoxicated

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Chill the fuck out. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Chill the fuck out. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Chill the fuck out.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Damn it. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Damn it. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Damn it.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Darty Time | Originals Edition Tee

    Darty Time | Originals Edition Tee

    Darty Time

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Did Someone Say Drinks? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Drinks? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Drinks?

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Did Someone Say Shots? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Shots? | Originals Edition Tee

    Did Someone Say Shots?

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Did you see my sarcasm bubble? | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Did you see my sarcasm bubble? | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Did you see my sarcasm bubble?

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Don’t be a douche. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Don’t be a douche. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Don’t be a douche.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Don’t be an assclown. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Don’t be an assclown. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Don’t be an assclown.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Eat shit. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Eat shit. | Deadpan Edition Tee

    Eat shit.

    Deadpan Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • F-Bomb King | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb King | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb King

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • F-Bomb Queen | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb Queen | Originals Edition Tee

    F-Bomb Queen

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • FA&FO | Originals Edition Tee

    FA&FO | Originals Edition Tee

    FA&FO

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fluent in Profanity | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent in Profanity | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent in Profanity

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40
  • Fluent In Sarcasm | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Sarcasm | Originals Edition Tee

    Fluent In Sarcasm

    Originals Edition

    Regular Price  $38.00 Sale Price  $30.40

Here's Why Sweary Brand Tees Kick Ass

Products Printed To Order

Less waste and more badassery. Designed in-house and printed in the USA.

Premium Quality You Can Feel

Super soft TAGLESS shirts made with ringspun cotton. Lightweight & fabulous AF!

Free U.S. Shipping Always

Because we think extra fees and hidden shipping codes suck donkey balls.

Questions, anyone? anyone?

These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!

We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!

Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.

Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!

If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).

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