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Fuck All Y'all | Funny Profanity Shirt | Sweary Brand Originals Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
This funny profanity shirt doesn’t mince words — “Fuck All Y’All” is equal parts exhaustion, honesty, and freedom. Printed on premium cotton in black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue, it’s your official out-of-office message for humanity. Whether you’re done with meetings, group texts, or the entire species, this tee delivers your boundaries in style.
Soft, tagless, and built for peak apathy, it’s your go-to uniform for antisocial days. The fit’s comfortable, the message is crystal clear, and the vibe is 100% unbothered.
- Premium unisex cotton that flatters your IDGAF energy
- Tag-free neck for irritation-free detachment
- High-quality print that lasts longer than your patience
Perfect for introverts, overworked adults, or anyone counting down to “me time.” This funny adult humor shirt makes a great gift for your most brutally honest friend—or the one you’ve finally stopped texting back.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
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Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
