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Fluent In Smart Assery | Funny Attitude Shirt | Sweary Brand Originals Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
This funny sarcastic shirt takes things one level higher — “Fluent in Smart Assery.” Printed on premium cotton in black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue, it’s soft, snarky, and surprisingly polite for something so disrespectful. For the record, you’re not rude — you’re just multilingual in sarcasm.
Lightweight, tagless, and ready to drop wisdom bombs, this unisex tee balances comfort with just enough edge.
- Soft fabric that feels smooth, even when your comebacks cut deep
- Tagless neckline for comfort during spontaneous debates
- Fade-resistant print for sarcasm that stands the test of time
Wear it anywhere honesty’s welcome but tact is optional. This funny graphic tee makes a killer gift for coworkers, comedians, and anyone who considers “smartass” a second language.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
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Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
