Originals Edition: Funny sarcastic t-shirts for adults who keep it real.
Bold. Honest. A little unfiltered. The Sweary Brand Originals Edition is where sarcasm meets comfort — the tees that started it all. Designed for people who speak fluent side-eye and believe laughter’s the best response to life’s bullshit.
These funny sarcastic t-shirts for adults come in four vibe-friendly colors — black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue — all buttery-soft, tagless, and built to survive chaos (and laundry day). From “Beer Me” to “Guess What? IDGAF,” every design is a reminder that real humor doesn’t need a punchline — just honesty.
Whether you’re shopping for your favorite smartass or treating yourself, these tees deliver comfort, comedy, and just enough attitude to make Monday flinch.
🩶 Shirts available in 4 colors: Black, Asphalt, Navy, and Steel Blue.
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Hmmm... Let Me Drink About It | Originals Edition Tee -
Holy Shitballs | Originals Edition Tee -
Hungover and Not in the Mood | Originals Edition Tee -
I Put the Pro in Profanity | Originals Edition Tee -
I Run On "Ish" Time | Originals Edition Tee -
I'm Not The Type Of Person You Should Put On Speaker | Originals Edition Tee -
IDK+IDC=IDGAF | Originals Edition Tee -
If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole, I'd Fart | Originals Edition Tee -
It's Beer O'Clock | Originals Edition Tee -
It's Beer:30 | Originals Edition Tee -
Just Gave My Last Flying Fuck | Originals Edition Tee -
Let's Fucking Darty | Originals Edition Tee -
Let's Get Fucked Up | Originals Edition Tee -
Now That's Some Major Dumbfuckery | Originals Edition Tee -
One Drink Away From a Bad Decision | Originals Edition Tee -
Peace, Love & STFU | Originals Edition Tee -
Retired But I Work Part-Time As A Pain In The Ass | Originals Edition Tee -
Salty | Originals Edition Tee -
Sarcasm & Smart Assery | Originals Edition Tee -
See You Next Tuesday | Originals Edition Tee -
Seriously STFU | Originals Edition Tee -
Shiny Object Syndrome | Originals Edition Tee -
Sorry I'm Late (I Didn't Want To Be Here) | Originals Edition Tee -
Squirrel! | Originals Edition Tee
Products Printed To Order
Less waste and more badassery. Designed in-house and printed in the USA.
Premium Quality You Can Feel
Super soft TAGLESS shirts made with ringspun cotton. Lightweight & fabulous AF!
Free U.S. Shipping Always
Because we think extra fees and hidden shipping codes suck donkey balls.
Questions, anyone? anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
