Questions, Anyone? Anyone?

Yep! They’re designed to fit all humans. They're not a boxy shape, but more of a fashion shape. We wear them regularly! Check our size guide for your perfect fit.

These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!

We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!

Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.

All Sweary Brand items are designed in-house by us in the Midwest and printed to order by U.S.-based print partners. 🇺🇸 The items on which our designs are printed might've been manufactured in a non-U.S. country, though.

Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!

Not yet. We’re keeping shipping U.S.-only for now, but we’ll let you know when that changes. If you live outside the U.S. and want our merch, please contact us so we know there's a demand!

If something arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll fix it fast. Just send us an email at support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right, offering solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).