All Funny Shirts with Sayings for Adults by Sweary Brand
Welcome to the chaos! This is every funny shirt with a saying we make. Sarcastic, sweary, and straight from the smartass minds behind Sweary Brand. Whether you’re into dry humor, profanity, or just calling it like you see it, this is the place to find your next favorite tee.
Our shirts aren’t just funny — they’re comfortable as hell. Soft, tagless cotton, printed to order, and available in colors that match your mood. Filter by color, swear word, or humor edition to find your perfect match.
From our blunt and unbothered Deadpan Edition to our snarky and classic Originals Edition, every design here says what you’re thinking.
🖤 Made for grown-ups who swear and laugh through life.
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One Drink Away From a Bad Decision | Originals Edition Tee -
Over it. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Peace, Love & STFU | Originals Edition Tee -
Retired But I Work Part-Time As A Pain In The Ass | Originals Edition Tee -
Rub some dirt on it. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Salty | Originals Edition Tee -
Same ol' shit, different day. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Sarcasm & Smart Assery | Originals Edition Tee -
See You Next Tuesday | Originals Edition Tee -
Seriously STFU | Originals Edition Tee -
Shiny Object Syndrome | Originals Edition Tee -
Shit happens. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Shut the fuck up. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Sorry I'm Late (I Didn't Want To Be Here) | Originals Edition Tee -
Squirrel! | Originals Edition Tee -
Studies Show That Swearing Is A Sign Of Intelligence (So Kiss My Ass) | Originals Edition Tee -
Suck it up, buttercup. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Suck it. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
Swearing helps. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
That tracks. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
That's Some Crazy Ass Bullshit | Originals Edition Tee -
That’s a hell no. | Deadpan Edition Tee -
The Only Kind of Running I Do is Late | Originals Edition Tee -
The Only Kind of Running I Do is My Mouth | Originals Edition Tee
Products Printed To Order
Less waste and more badassery. Designed in-house and printed in the USA.
Premium Quality You Can Feel
Super soft TAGLESS shirts made with ringspun cotton. Lightweight & fabulous AF!
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Because we think extra fees and hidden shipping codes suck donkey balls.
Questions, anyone? anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
We use Bella+Canvas 3001 t-shirts. When we started Sweary Brand, we thought about which tees in our closets were our faves and why. It boiled down to three things: softness, fit, and tag. We wore tees more often that felt super soft, had a flattering fit (not boxy), and didn't have a scratchy tag (damn sensory issues!). We tested several options foro our Sweary tees and the Bella+Canvas 3001 was the clear winner!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
