🚧 We’re Tweaking, Testing, and Swearing (Just a Little)
Sweary Brand is getting a glow-up behind the scenes. We’re upgrading the shop, fine-tuning the sass, and making sure everything works better than your ex ever did.
🖤 Our Deadpan Edition—featuring blunt-as-hell tees and phone cases—is part of the big reveal. Minimal. Sarcastic. Unbothered. Just like you.
We’ll be back Wednesday, August 6 at noon (CST) with fresh vibes, free shipping, and a lineup of designs that actually get you.
Check back then—your new favorite shirt is waiting.
—The Sweary Crew
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