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Caution: Runner When Intoxicated | Funny Drinking Shirt | Sweary Brand Originals Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
This funny drinking shirt is for anyone who thinks cardio counts when the bar’s closing. “Caution: Runner When Intoxicated” captures the chaos of your best nights out — printed with dry humor on premium cotton in classic colors like black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue. Because nothing says balance like sprinting in flip-flops with a margarita in hand.
Soft, breathable, and always ready for round two, this unisex tee fits like your favorite bad decision. Equal parts comfort and comedy, it’s built to handle spilled drinks and questionable life choices.
- Premium cotton that moves with you, even when you shouldn’t
- Tagless neckline for irritation-free celebration
- Fade-proof print that survives beer, sweat, and regret
Perfect for parties, concerts, or spontaneous 5Ks to the food truck. This funny drinking shirt makes a killer gift for your favorite drinking buddy, fitness dropout, or chaotic friend who insists, “I run better buzzed.”
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
Shit You Should Know...
Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
