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Beer Me | Funny Drinking Shirt | Sweary Brand Originals Edition
Regular Price
$38.00
Sale Price
$30.40
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🇺🇸 Designed & printed to order in the USA
We're a small family-owned & smartass-operated biz in the Midwest. Our designs start from funny conversations, profanity-filled rants, and shit that happens in real life. IYKYK.
Product Details
This funny drinking shirt is your universal request for a good time — or a good distraction. “Beer Me” says what everyone’s thinking before the first sip, printed with unapologetic simplicity on premium cotton in classic shades like black, asphalt, navy, and steel blue. Whether you’re the bartender, the bad influence, or just the one who had “a week,” this shirt speaks fluent happy hour.
Soft, tagless, and built for long nights and longer laughs, this funny graphic tee pairs best with cold drinks and questionable decisions. It’s not about subtlety — it’s about priorities.
- Premium unisex cotton that feels like your favorite weekend
- Tagless comfort that keeps you chill from first pour to last call
- Durable print that won’t fade, even if your memories do
Wear it to the bar, the backyard, or anywhere beer is both noun and verb. This sarcastic drinking shirt makes a perfect funny gift for beer lovers and overworked adults who deserve a little hop therapy.
Return Policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally happy with their purchase! If this isn't the case, let us know within 30 days of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right.
Shit You Should Know...
Fit + Fabric
Our tees are: unisex, fashion-fit (not boxy), TAGLESS, super soft, lightweight, and built for repeat wear. Ringspun cotton, y'all! Guys and gals love 'em!
Wash Instructions
Wash your shirt before wearing it the first time! Turn it inside out. Wash with cold water. Tumble dry low or air dry. Enjoy!
Print Method + Color
Our designs are printed into the fabric (not layered on top), so they're breathable. Colors may vary slightly IRL — screens are liars.
Questions, anyone? Anyone?
These are unisex tees, so they fit like your favorite go-to shirt. Size up for a looser fit, size down if you like it clingy. Be sure to check the size chart!
Uhh...nope! Thankfully, our tees are pre-shrunk and made from super soft & durable 100% cotton, so they’ll keep their shape. Please wash yours before wearing the first time! Wash inside out on cold, dry on low or hang to dry.
Short answer: Soon. Slightly longer answer: It depends. All of our items are printed-to-order, and we partner with a few U.S.-based print partners. So depending on what you ordered, items may ship separately. Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, then shipped out with tracking. You’ll get email updates every step of the way!
If something arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we’ll fix it fast. Just send an email with photos to support@swearybrand.com within *30 days* of receiving your order and we'll work with you to make it right. We offer customized solutions based on your situation (refund, exchange, shop credit, or discount on a reorder).
