🚧 We’re Tweaking, Testing, and Swearing (Just a Little)
Sweary Brand will be back by Thursday, October 9 with our first annual Tom Day Sale, free shipping, AND our new Deadpan Edition—a collection of dry and blunt tees and phone cases.
We’re upgrading the shop, fine-tuning the sass, and making sure everything works better than your ex ever did.
Check back October 9—your new favorite shirt will be waiting for you!
—The Sweary Crew
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